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JC and ME and YOU
Recipe for JC and Me
Ingredients:
1 part Jesus Christ
1 part ME (or YOU)
Procedure:
- Combine both ingredients until desirable consistency.
- Photograph result
- E-Mail photo to jcandmepics@gmail.com
- Enjoy new interweb fame!
Ingredients:
1 part Jesus Christ
1 part ME (or YOU)
Procedure:
- Combine both ingredients until desirable consistency.
- Photograph result
- E-Mail photo to jcandmepics@gmail.com
- Enjoy new interweb fame!
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6 comments:
The IGod AI is superb. The most impressive and entertaining chatbot that I've used.
So, your blog inspired me to Google Jesus, as I am sure you have done before. These are the two first posts that I found.
1.) www.ccci.org/wij/index.aspx
(super clichay God loves you site).
followed by...
2.)http://www.jesusdressup.com/#
(This is a site where you can "dress" jesus by dragging clothes onto him. This has to be one of the funniest Jesus things I have seen.)
The order of these sites was the funniest thing though.
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
favorite band
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yea, the beatles even wrote a song about it
God:
Which Beatles song is your favorite? What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
My fav is "Don't let me down", whats yours?
God:
Across the Universe
I had to check the site out and I find it just funny some of the answers I received, what kind of person takes time to create something like this.....
Clearly God is not going to give up the answers that easily...
God:
What is the subject? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
I always thought you'd be a she... So does Kevin Smith
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? I don't judge people. I think it does Kevin Smith.
Me:
No, you're a woman... You just said so.
God:
Are you serious? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Clearly
God:
Yes, it's obvious.
Me:
Why can't a woman be God?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
I thought you would tell me the answers.
God:
Who else would tell you the answers ?
Me:
So are you a man or a woman or both?
God:
" Who else would tell you the answers ?"? So are you a man or a woman or both?? No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ARGH!!!!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Yes!
God:
That's alright.
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